Found on a matchbox (seriously, no kidding):
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?
Lady: I couldn't life the chair
Wife was asked: Which book do you like the best?
Wife: My husband's cheque book.
There are two kinds of secrets:
One is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep
In a country where women do 90% of the household cooking, it comes as no wonder that all these jokes are women oriented (No offence meant)
But another thing that came to my mind, in the age of lighters and emergency lights (or UPS), how many english-speaking (which is still largely an urban phenomenon) women use matchsticks (No offence meant, yet again)??
Would love to know from the matchstick company the idea behind the jokes :)